Ah, moments with Sam. 1) In the 'where have you been for the last 8 years file,' he is told to put away the bag of bagels and use a plastic bread tie. "What's this?" he asked, picking up the plastic square, not unlike a Neanderthal discovering fire. "It goes on the bread wrapper to close it up," Jo explained, huffily. Sam, filled with genuine wonder: "Does it come WITH the bread?!"
2) In the 'where have you been the last 15 minutes' file, during a family meeting - which, oddly enough, we call a 'family meeting,' and which he had reminded us to have, Lisa says to Sam - "You can shower after the meeting." Sam looks at her, confused as ever: "What meeting?"
3) From his window, he calls down to us sitting outside and says, "The wedding is going to be fantastic. I'm worried about the rain, though. I think we need to get a balloon and send it up to the sky with a note from God asking for it please not to rain."