Josephine's Prayer

... and then there's Josephine, who holds fast to her belief in Greek mythology, which led her to start the dinner prayer, "dear gods and goddesses of Olympus..."

She also informed us that prayer to the Greek gods requires a burnt offering. Lisa made it clear that any fire-setting would get her in enough trouble she'd be praying, for sure.

Sam's Prayer

Sam's prayer at dinner last night went something like this:
Dear God, Thank you God for God. Thank you for animals. Thank you for my BIG FAMILY. Thank you for ninjas, and Jedis, and Star Wars. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.